All gyms have.” two types of people – one, who, to working out and seldom socialize; and second, who are there for chatting, and seldom work out. But there is something common to all of them. No one in a gym can resist some funny gym jokes. Yeah, that’s correct! And that is the easiest way to break the ice with others in a gym. So, going to the gym for the first time? Here are some hilarious jokes to crack to make quick mates at your gym.
Some funny gym jokes:
- Why do some couples not go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
- She said, “Gym or me.”
Sometimes I miss her.
- Hi, I see that you’re new to this gym, and I want to be the first male to bother you.
- When I canceled my gym membership,
I had to hand in my “too weak” notice.
- Why do you never hear Cardi B at the gym?
Cause there it’s called ‘cardi-o.’
- What is your favorite work out?
What is your favorite cardio work out?
Lifting weights even faster.
- On the first day of my gym, I asked my trainer, “Which of the machines should I use to impress pretty girls?”
He replied, “You better try the ATM beside the gym.”
- I have been going to the gym for so long, but haven’t lost weight yet. Finally, I realized where I was going wrong. Whenever my trainer used to say “Exercise,” I thought he said, “Extra Fries.”
- I don’t frequent the gym very much, but whenever I go, I make sure that the whole social media is aware of it.
- What was the first thing the bodybuilder say when he found his protein tub empty?
- No Whey!